MANIPURI HELL
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there
is a different
hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks," What do
they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he
moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell
and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as
the German hell.
Then he comes to the Manipuri hell and finds that
there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is told
"First they put you
in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on
a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the Manipuri devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells -
why are there
so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because there is never any electricity in the Manipur
Hell, the
electric chair does not work. Someone stole all the
nails from the bed, and the devil
used to be a Government servant. So he comes in,
sign in the register and then
goes back home."
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