Deciding Mary's title

Free Thinker *

Bizandoo : Eigya , you have made a public announcement that an appropriate title shall be conferred to Maryji for her unending extraordinary achievements ; have you found one?
Maharaj : Bizandoo , listen , I have not decided anything, you start applying your fertile mind to find an excellent title for the great daughter of our land. Right now, I am busy with some urgent issues like money matter, alien-attack, etc.

Bizandoo : Hujur, is it true that the emperor is very stringent on money matters, asking all the Rajas and Maharajas to do everything without money.
Maharaj : No ! No ! That is not hundred percent true, what he says is that every ruler must find and tap their own resources to undertake all development activities, and all possible help will be extended to them. He never said financial aids will be done away with.

Bizandoo : Eigya , just now I am struck by some possible titles for Madam Mary ; for instance Magical Mary, Magnificent Mary, Master Mary, Mary Gold, Marvelous Mary, Majestic Mary and so on .
Maharaj : Bizandoo , we must think of a pan-Indian title which is nationalistic in nature.

Bizandoo : Maharaj , then we can think of some other titles like Maharani Mary, Mary Maa, Mary Kum Nahi, Mary Sabse Upper and so on.
Maharaj : It is not a matter of joke , be serious, come out with some universal titles which are more acceptable everywhere, east or west , north or south.

Bizandoo : Sir , I am pretty serious, we may think of some universal names like Mongoloid Mary Queen, Mary Tyson, Mary Ali, Mary the Superwoman, Mary the Sixer and so on.
Maharaj : Bizandoo , in my second thought , the title should have a native touch and at the same time sounds universal and acceptable to the mainstream .

Bizandoo : Eigya, your demand is getting more and more difficult, still I am trying to find a right title which is national with local touch and having an international appeal; Rani Mary Langambi, Mary Kong, Mary Lai, Angambi Mary, Mary Che, Mary Thoi Thoi, Medal Making Machine of Manipur and so on.
Maharaj : Bizandoo , I think it is better to set up a committee of experts to find a very appropriate title for our wonder sister, we can’t simply give a simple name, we must understand that she is now an international figure and at the same time she is also a Member of the House of Lords .

Bizandoo : Eigya it is a great idea, why should we break our heads, it is always better to form a committee to decide the title; moreover some of our noblemen and honorables will be happy to get a respectable and responsible task; what about a ten member committee to be chaired by a your good self ; and the report of the committee may be submitted within the tenure of the present regime.
Maharaj : Agreed , you know I am very busy , so the post of Chairman may be given to the senior most Nobleman or Honorable.

Bizandoo : Eigya , this onerous responsibility may be respectfully extended to our Big Madam of the Residency .
Maharaj : Bizandoo , whether big Madam will accept this responsibility or not , I am not sure but I believe she will agree as she takes keen interest in the empowerment and upliftment of women folk. There is an urgent matter of the State, it is about the alien attacks on our cattle and livestock; this is now across the State from Lamka to Kangpokpi..

Bizandoo : Hujur, are you sure that the killings of our cows , calves, ducks and cocks were executed by aliens, have you got the intelligence report.
Maharaj : I consider you as an intelligent person, why are you asking such silly question ? No wild animals in the world attack only the stomach and horns of other animals. Obviously it is an alien attack.

Bizandoo : Eigya, experts are coming , let them find out, let us not draw any conclusion; in a way these attacks are blessings in disguise as other issues are diverted and subverted for the time being.
Maharaj : You are very right, this 7th pay is the most heaviest thing, others can be pursued, postponed, delayed, bargained, and so on.

Bizandoo : Sir ,there is a phone call from one of your Mahamantri to attend his Keinadan.
Maharaj : That is very important, we have to undergo matrimonial alliances for peace and harmony.

Bizandoo : Eigya , you are absolutely right, Emperor Akbar had many wives including Rajputs in order to keep the empire intact. All intelligent rulers do the same in the interest of their land and people. All the Mantris and Mahamantris may be encouraged to indulge in such patriotic practices for our own unity, integrity and stability.
Maharaj : Bizandoo , you are too good ! Bravo! Keep it up, now I am getting inspired!