DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICANISM
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
North East Indians Tradition
You have all cows but left nothing for milk production as you know that cows always reduce in number because of cross -fire between the local police commondo and Indian Army during the combing operation for millitant hideout.
So, sport player in North-East India don,t get proper milk which impact much on the selection list of the International players among the Indians players.
* ingocha2000 wrote this article in The Sangai Express
The writer can be contacted at [email protected]
This article was webcasted on 31st March 2006
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