This virus warning is genuine. There is a new virus going around,
called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via
email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague.... DO NOT
OPEN IT. This has been circulating around your office for months and
those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work"
have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases
to function properly. If you do encounter "work" via email or are
faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email
to your boss with the words I've had enough of your crap... I'm off
to the pub. The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your
brain. If you receive "work" in paper- document form, simply lift the
document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat and
coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three
pints of beer (or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times,
you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you
and that "Kanana Haijilibano" was the greatest cartoon ever.
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