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Pathetic Poor Jokes



Collection of some of the most pathetic poor jokes. (Scroll down for answer)



You 'll find some hindi in between, just read on.. its funny

Q1. A man is riding on his bike through a very dense forest in the evening. After about an hour he sees a peacock appear all of a sudden in the way - and the peacock is smiling at him.
The man feels its kinda weird and carries on traveling. Another hour passes and he sees the same peacock again in the middle of the road smiling at him.
The man is a little scared now, but says to himself that he is just tired and is just imagining things and carries on with his ride.
Yet another hour passes and he finds the peacock again appearing out of nowhere smiling at him.........

Why is this happening?????

Q2. In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?

Q3. A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???

Q4. Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song.
The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!...
WHY ???

Q5. Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. So he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???

Q6. What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

Q7. Question:Whatz a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

8. Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat?
How will you do it?

9. A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?



ANSWERS

1. Because the man is riding TVS Victor and so "More smiles per hour".
NOTE: (for the firangs and duffers - a 'More' is a peacock in Hindi)

2. The other 9 fish are crying.................

3. Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....:)

4. coz, they all started clapping !!!!

5. The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se"

6. - HASINA !

7. Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.

8. Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Another deadly answer:
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

9. "So, which platform are you working on?"


Contributed by Anonymous who contributes for the first time to e-pao.net
This WJ was webcasted on 25th May 2005.


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