PARALLEL LINES IN O(H!)FFICE
When Hate says ‘yes’, he is a sycophant.
When Love says ‘yes’, he is truthful.
When Hate says ‘no’, He is being rude.
When Love says ‘no’, he is firm.
When Hate speaks, it’s nonsense.
When Love speaks, it’s inspiring.
When Hate is silent, he is guilty.
When Love is silent, he is concentrating on his work.
When Hate pleads, he is crawling.
When Love pleads, he is using tact.
When Hate comes late, he is insincere.
When Love comes late, he has a genuine problem.
When Hate loses his temper, he has no sense of humour.
When Love gets angry, he has been provoked.
When Hate gives order, he is inconsiderate.
When Love gives order, he is authoritative and commanding.
When Hate falls ill, he is faking.
When Love is unwell, he needs attention.
When Hate is polite, he is meek and submissive.
When Love is polite, he is good mannered.
When Hate crosses deadline,he is inefficient.
When Love can’t complete his task in time, he is overburdened.
When Hate performs excellently, its because he is old…,
When Love does well, he is outstanding.
When Hate complains, he is a problematic.
When Love complains, he is seeking justice.
When Hate gifts, he is bribing to extract something.
When Love gives, he is generous.
When Hate takes, he is coveting.
When Love takes, it’s his share.
When Hate injures, it’s intentional.
When Love harms, its accidental.
When Hate teases, he is provoking.
When Love provokes, he is just teasing.
When Hate says I love you”, he is a hypocrite.
When Love says I love you’, its straight from his heart.
When Hate proposes, it’s an insult.
When Love proposes, its just perfect.
When Hate marries, the girl is full of defects.
When Love marries, the girl is a fairy queen.
When Hate bends rules, he is manipulative.
When Love ignores rules, he is creative and enterprising.
When Hate wears a new dress, he has spoilt the beauty of the cloth.
When Love tries a new cloth, he looks beautiful, smart and well groomed.
When Hate passes the test, he is (a bookworm and) lucky.
When Love clears the test, he is meritorious, brilliant.
When Hate can’t succeed, he deserves it.
When Love fails, it’s unfortunate.
When Hate suffers, it’s punishment.
When Love suffers, it’s injustice.
WHEN LOVE DESERTS (YOU), ITS HEART BREAKING.
WHEN HATE DESERTS (YOU), IT’S A HAPPY MOMENT.
Contributed by Sougaijam Lakshmikanta