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Today's Sundrang-gi Pao!!!


1] Manipuris living in Virginia, New York, Bangladesh, Phillipines, Delhi, Calcutta, Bangalore, Assam, etc. have pressed their demand for a Greater Manipur spread across the globe which will truely be without territorial limits.

2] Various fashion designers are thinking of designing a wear which is neither Salwars nor phanek. A trendy one for the internet age Manipuri lasses.

3] Manipur Govt has moved a bill which will ensure that all 'pofam fambis' will be given an email acount each to improve their communication skills in writing. The bill will come up for hearing in the house tomorrow.

4] 'Bandh news' will be put up on a website so that people can plan their 'casual leaves' in advance. No two 'bandhs' will be allowed in the same day, the circular states. The search for an appropriate site name and contractors are underway.

5] A parallel NH39p [p for parallel] to the existing NH39 to be constructed to avoid the blockage. The current NH39 will be left open to any bodies who would like to block it for their various demands and the new NH39p will be used as the lifeline for Assam, Nagaland and Manipur.

6] Stranded passengers in Nagaland are reported to have become fat. Food is suspected to be the cause.

7] A new association called 'All Manipur websites association (AMWA) has been formed recenty to discourage new websites on Manipur.

8] A guy chatting in the guise of a girl was caught red handed by 'the leikai club' and handed over to Police after shaving his head and applying turmeric paste on it.

Additional Oidaba Pao contributed by Keinahanbi

9] Various organisations have expressed their unhappiness over gender biasness in naming associations viz., NAMA, IMA, EMA. They have been demading that associations should be 'dual gender' like NAMA-NAPA, IMA-IPA, EMA-EPA.

10] Manipuri internet maichou, Oja Webchou emphasised that new born babies should be named as Naocha_Laishram [not Naocha Laishram] or Ebemma.Hawaibam [not Ebemma Hawaibam] or Krishnachandra-Aribam [Krishnachandra Aribam]. However his idea of suffixing/prefixing numbers [like Naocha_Laishram2000, 2000Ebemma.Hawaibam] was heavily booed down from 'pure mathematicians' for infringement into their subject domain.

Additional Oidaba Pao contributed by Chat_king

11] A 'chat rehabilitation center' (CRC) will soon be opened near DRC (drug rehabilitation center), Langol. It is to cater the ever increasing number of chat addicts in and around 'internet cafes'. Form a research finding of an unidentified NGO, it is said that 'chat-addicts (CA)' and 'drug-addicts (DA)' are mostly mutually exclusive cases. But this was strongly objected by one Miss Hai-jinbi that she she could be addicted to both although not at the same time in a day. Debate continues. Interested specimens need to be enrolled at the nearest branch of Electricity Department. Further information can be obtained by typing <800 222 567 100> in international chat rooms or <777> in epao chat room.


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