I am Keinao A-Nanda reporting from the International Center for Remote Thought Sensing (ICRTS) and as the year 2006 comes to a close and a New Year 2007 ushers in bringing in Hope and succor, I find it my proud privilege to present the Mind Map of Manipur-2006.
As we all are aware, we are experiencing a quantum leap in the field of remote thought mapping in these last five years.
Mention may be made of the Indo-Japanese joint venture satellite which is known as the MindSat- a thought reading enabled Satellite equipped with the new software Thoughtscan version 2.5.
The report that we are all going to see below is a result of the painstaking efforts put in by our various research groups using the above mentioned satellite and software.
For readers not acquainted with the chromatic presentation of thoughts as being interpreted by the new software please refer the chart appended below.
Blood red------ signifies anger and rage
Pink------------ signifies lust.
Green --------- signifies jealousy, fault finding and sarcasm.
Indigo--------- signifies Cowardice, meanness, worry and disease.
Brown--------- signifies sickly thoughts, complaining dull thoughts.
A combination of the above 5 negative thought patterns produces a repelling Grayish hue.
Golden yellow--- signifies the noble qualities of Truth, Love and Compassion.
Field spectral readings were taken throughout the year at periodic intervals and measurements were made with a full-range spectro-wakhan-meter operating at a range of 400 wm to 1200 wm, corresponding to the normal thought spectrum of a single species-Homo sapiens.
The images thus obtained have been enhanced using an nWRF (neo Wakhan Random focusing) spectral transformation that enhances the contrast between closely related thought patterns.
Extrapolations and similarity analysis were performed with the help of the Intergalactic Thought Pattern Database (ITPD). Without further dwelling upon the materials and methods, a terse conclusive account follows.
Overall analysis of the images is indicative of the fact that the state of Manipur is enveloped in a Grayish cloud all throughout the year.
Particular mention may be made of a red line sometimes blood red-indeed starting from the coordinates 25° 35'28.54" N 94°07'19.21" E up to 24°53'05.31" N 93°58'45.16" E. These coordinates corresponds to the national highway number 39.
This is followed in intensity by another stretch of red initiating from 24°48'27.63" N 93°15'15.45" E up to 24°55'.13.22" N 93°54'34.16" E this patch is also characterized by very vivid flashes of deep green (NH 53).
Pinkish flashpoints are scattered all over the state particularly strong signals are emitted from tinted glassed, flesh colored hook shops mainly found at the periphery of dense human dwellings.
The closely related triune negativity of Green, Indigo and Brown has a fluctuating and intertwining tendency. These colors are found to be abundant in locations designated as commercial or political abodes. It is indeed a grim picture and seems as if the whole state is drowning in a quagmire of negativity.
I would like to conclude on a positive note by reporting three golden spots which have emitted consistent yellow spectrum in the calendar year 2006. Their coordinates are as follows.
1) 25°77'41.49" N 94°04'22.95" E
2) 24°40'43.27" N 93°38'51.17" E
3) 25°01'39.21" N 94°29'55.71" E
From the satellite images these golden spots has the appearance of golden lotuses blooming brightly in a murky grayish lake.
I hope that in the coming years there will be a sustained increase in the intensity and spatial distribution of these golden spots which will harmonize the troubled state.
Thank you all
Happy New Year 2007
Life is a fiction written on the pages of time.
* Keinao A-Nanda contributes regularly to e-pao.net. The writer can be contacted at email@example.com . Webcasted on January 02nd 2007.