Horror-scope: Forecast of the state

Gautam Sharma *

Rashi : Horoscope

THIS is high time to consult an image consultant. As the news and information of yours', that was publicized, broadcasted, webcasted to the masses would try to malaise you. It's an answer of the Karma (past deeds) for appointing a huge number of non-existing post, in that sacred institution for the people's, without going after the well-known norms.

As Saturn, the planet that torments you zooms-in to your sign. This is a period where the whirlwind would blow inside & around you, several issues would confront you simultaneously and even the family members of one-8-zero's lay-off staffs would curse you. But, this is right time to contemplate, introspect deeply and to plan future actions with Dharma for good karma, as you are spiritual by nature.

As the time passes, your tension will brush with the movement of zodiac. As in your planetary movement, Jupiter shines here again, in your planet. So don't worry, be happy. Jupiter, --- the planet of progress, expansion and good luck, will be there for another 3 years. This is your luck. And, in Indian astrology, 'Luck' is called 'Bhagya', meaning fortune and fate.

So, your 'Bhagya' has given you the power, privilege and immunity to save you from all danger, from earning, powering and lowering peoples. This is because of Article one-nine-four of the Indian Constitution. You only deserve it; as you have invested in the right direction to get the State legislative's Power, Privilege & Immunity.

Mercury, the mighty planet, now zooms in your sun sign. So, if you intend to ask for special financial packages to people in hub, then go ahead with it coz' empty public-coffer can't stance a promise of satisfaction-guarantee to people. As also mentioned earlier, you have 'Bhagya' for another 3 years. So, push a hard bargain, Luxmi would smile on you. Just cross your fingers and hope for the best. Only then, you can feel the kicks of smelling the sweet-scents of money. Just 3-year, latter part of the years after is unpredictable.

On the career front, a domestic problem of your rivals has centered the public attention and fogs their supporters' mind. Saturn has finally entered to their planetary movement, trying to wreck their family and to break the relationship over the issues of gone-expenditures of last general assembly election.

So take a note here; "Money is everyone's honey, so don't joke over money-matter coz' it won't sounds funny". So, here's point, the news that scandalized the party image in debating competition between 'misused versus utilized' on the topic of 'seven-zeros after 298 rupees' is a lesson to learn. The time is opportune to intimate with a new saying, 'united we can make a stand, and divided they'd rule', so that you could prevent such unimaginable crisis that may took place in future.

But, west-astrologers have predicted that it's a law of nature of your environment-habitude; as to deal with FRENENIMIES was written in your Jannam Kundali (birth-chart). So, always beware of person sitting & walking beside you, he's also your FRENEMY.

In the latter part of the next month, Uranus & Neptune would influence for a transient period, both will work wonders for you. The 4-R's, --- Recreation; Relaxation; Rest and Relief, has back in your life. The festive moods would re-appear in this phase but don't be super-excited. As, there would be many expenses waiting for you, and you should get ready for it.

The tourism-fest, Diwali, Nigol-Chakouba, Christmas, and the New Year would knock the door, asking to open for the Bonuses, gratuities, etc. by your departmental servants. As, they also love to splurge the expenses on their love ones, kith & kin, to celebrate the fest and to turn as a fete.

Otherwise, they would walk-out the streets with pen-down and computer-down strike and even they may hit your ears with vociferous placards, statements with agitations. So, Beware. Pre-planning, pre-preparation and preparedness: all you need to do is an 'Arrangement' of the said 3Ps, so that everyone could taste the fest with music-concert or bumper draw, fashion show, Trade or variety Fairs etc, etc.

The winters would set in more ways than one. This would be just a busy month, full of hectic activities. As the planet Mars, the 4th sign of the zodiac, is back. Mars, the energy planet and the gods of wars in the roman mythology zoom in to the path. The planet will demand you to complete all the pending policies so that they could be tabled as agenda to discuss in the winter session.

On the Development & Social Welfare Sector, formulation of news policy may be required. For instance, the state child Right Policy, state drug policy would carry more weight than others. Do it, your name would be remembered. By nature, your ruling planet is Venus, the goddess of Love, Arts and Glitz & Glam in Greek Mythology. You are diplomatic, charismatic, beautiful and powerful by nature.

That why you won the contest. And, you are pleasing to the eyes of many too but theirs is no possibility of winning a beauty contest even if you enter coz' you are damn old and this is not your age. So switch your style like Didi, Susma, ma'em Sonia or like Indira. Be Simple and sweet, it can be done without a big glittering gold chain in the neck.

Now, it the time to turn your attention inwardly, as Saturn continues to transit your big house and your responsibilities would be heavy. Due to the influence of this 6th sign in zodiac, as many of your sons and daughters would think of relocation for survival, travels for job, etc.

As, many young graduates are hunting for a platform where justice would do to their acquired Knowledge, intellect and hard earned degrees. They are in search of a place where they would avail the best return of their invested efforts & time. So, you should be more contemplative, introspective to this matter and give your time for an in-depth lateral thinking to address.

Newsperson: 'If McDonald wants to serve Manipur. Like 'McAlooTikki' for mainland Mc-Class Indians', we may have tall probability to had McPaknum, McNganum, McHawaizar, McBongshaChagem, McAfuba, etc', as stated by a local GURUNOMIC during the three-hour long consultative musing on 'Future of Manipur in retails & marketing GloBiz' that was held under the aegis of Young WAKHONG Association. The participants brainstorm and stress the need to analyze the possible benefit on legalizing Chamelei (indigenous brewed rice wine), to generate direct revenue to govt. than individuals and group tax collectors.

Tagline: 'Legalization will make Legal for few those they term as illegal'

* Gautam Sharma wrote this article for Hueiyen Lanpao (English Edition) under 'Young Witty & Scurrilous' column
This article was posted on October 07, 2012.

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